Standup Tapestries

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” ― George Carlin

A Doggie Standup Comedian makes a joke about not having any balls.

“That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.” ― George Carlin

"Legion of Skanks" // Follow my art updates on Instagram @BaddestShirt or visit BaddestShirt[dot]com for more. Thanks for your support!

At the standup, anyone can be famous for no more than 15 minutes. Use your time and fame wisely. An agile pop art funny quote mashup.

Stop Bullying

“If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.” ― George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty

An illustration of comedian/Podcaster Paul F. Tompkins

Standup Paddleboarding Design that reads: "You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Paddle With Us We Can Train You". That's just right for a Stand Up Paddle Boarder who spends his weekends at the lake.

Standup paddleboarding

Standup paddleboarding

Standup paddleboarding

Asian Lives matter #stopasianhate design, promoting equality and stop racism, and respect among races, perfect gift to your love ones

Stand Up Paddling SUP ideas and gifts: Standup Paddle Japan vintage design, a great gift idea

Black Tee - George Carlin Portrait Original by Vagabond The Artist

Awesome design for those who love Standup Comedy. Thank you.

So fun, so creative, so Vancouver. Catch the big waves of those fast ferries, am I right? Remember? Yeah...

Reference to the recent episode of Your Mom's House where Charo kept repeating "I want to talk about Hawaii" whenever the discussion would drift off into fart, burp and brown territory.

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.” ― George Carlin

Awesome design for those who love Standup Comedy. Thank you.

Awesome design for those who love Standup Comedy. Thanks.

Awesome design for those who love Standup Comedy. Thank you.

Stand Up Paddling SUP ideas and gifts: Standup Paddle retro vintage design, a great gift idea!

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ― George Carlin

For the hardcore Wu Tran Clan...

A Parody/Tribute to Eddie Murphy's RAW

The godfather of modern stand-up.

Introducing our newest merch for your favorite comedy podcast, Uncle Joey's Joint – the perfect way to show your support and love for the show!

Fanart inspired by the cult classic film, "Superstar," starring the comedic genius of Molly Shannon.

Awesome design for those who love Standup Comedy. Thank you.

#IFKYK A classic line that will bond you with anyone who knows it and sees it on your shirt.

The morning power nap on the standup. Scrum meetings taking forever, every programmer, coder, hacker or coworker swag wear to code in style. Developer tech is fun, wear the geek swag and make your software in style is funnier. Stand up and review the burndown chart on retrospective. All the story points and estimates are often best when full of fun dev gear. Get your developer gear, for frontend and backend developers. Devops, sysadmin and SRE ruling the servers. Code father wear. Fun birthday present. Perfect gift for Mom / Dad / Kids / Aunt / Uncle / Father / Girlfriend / Boyfriend / Sister / Brother / Wife / Husband.

Hope you like it.

Stand Up Paddleboarding is one of the most fun water sports at the moment. Perfect for those who want to exercise and those who love surfing.

Awesome design for those who love Standup Comedy. Thank you.

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