Chris Farley Tapestries

Pixel Matt Foley Motivational Quote I Live in a VAN Down By the RIVER

Da Bears!

Pixel Matt Foley Motivational Quote I Have NO Charisma!!!

A design based on the quote by Bartholomew Hunt in the movie Almost Heroes. Hunt: "Fearsome beasts of the mountains and plains. I've seen a bear so powerful... that it *snapped* a man's body in half with his huge jaws. Garrgghh! Garrgghh! I've seen a badger with paws as big as frying pans. And that'd rip your face right off! Right off! Nothing you can do with that! Just rip it off! Once there was a hawk that swooped down from the sky... Aggghhh! Aggghhh! Aggghhh! And plucked a man's eyeballs out of his sockets. Auuuggghhh! Auuuggghhh! The fella was screaming, "I'm blind! I can't see!" *Twice* when I was fishing... "

"Richard is there a mark on my face?" "Nope, ship-shape!"

Pixel Matt Foley Motivational Quote I Hear You Like Rollin Doobies

Pixel Matt Foley Motivational Quote Youre Not Going to Amount to JACK SQUAT!!!

Humourous quote

Classic.

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